Updated: February 9, 2009
If you were thinking along the lines of Roger Does Bollywood, you've come to the wrong article. This article does not include large jars of water-based lubricants, plastic toys and misplaced rings. It's about fingering, all right - but UNIX style. Because ...
Finger is a network protocol. Go figure!
So now that we know what we're about, it's time to poke our user, Roger.
Roger, no mail, no plan. What is life worth living for, then?
BTW, we could have created a user called bang - and then this lovely command would get an even more capricious meaning. Anyhow, next time you have naughty thoughts, you may want to open a terminal.
That would be it.