What I think about life

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Teaser 1

I have always known I was special. Not special as in having a few extra unpaired chromosomes, more like being smarter and better than everyone else in everything I do, even things I never tried to do or those I did badly.

But then, I turned benevolent and decided to share my eternal wisdom with you. That's right. You have the chance to savor the pearls of my sagacity, for free! In this section, you can read about important life topics that will forever change the way you think, feel or even smell. Because life should not be taken for granted. Too many people do that. There are things that simply must be said. Here, we're not looking for softball cottom-wool-wrapped political correctness. Here, we're after the whole nine yards, the shoe, the sock, the leg, and the Kevlar-reinforced hip joint. Enjoy.

Major categories

Car reviews

Here be a brand new category on Dedoimedo. It's all about things on wheels. After a lot of mulling and pondering and scalp scratching, I finally decided to invest my time writing about this topic, as it's rather dear to me. End result, this sub-section. From now on, you are going to get splendid, raw, funny, and useful articles about cars. New ones, old ones, rusty ones, cheap and expensive, sporty and sedated, nostalgic and stupid, anything I can get my hands on. Y'know, cars. Well, if you like my software work, then essentially, this will be the same thing, only we will be discussing vehicles rather than digital code. The same dose of bias, humor and attention to detail remains. Enjoy yourselves.

Mundane everyday rant
Teaser 2

This is the mainstay of the hither section. This is where sanity meets class with a solid brick to the face. It's all about the little things in life that make oh-so much difference. Here, you will learn all there is to know about social networking, mediocre people, humiliating your neighbor and yourself, reality TV, stupidity, aliens, procreation, and tons of other quasi-philosophical topics that highlight the inevitable doom of humanity. Enjoy most profoundly. There are also a few special categories, where you can find more incredible profundity.

Fantasy & Science Fiction books and stories
Decay, Humanz 1.0

This section is all about my delusion in being able to write prose. Well, maybe not. Bragging rights first, one of my short stories, The Girl with the Flaxen Hair, was nominated for the 2014 Sidewise Awards for Alternate History.

To date, I have published six novels, including: a complete, four-book series The Lost Words; the first volume in the Woes & Hoes series (AKA best-titled series in the world) named The Amazing Adventures of Dashing Prince Dietrich, a silly, hilarious, fast-paced, gunpowder-rich grim yet fun story that takes you into a crazy universe of disappointed sons of royalty, romance, sharp humor, and even sharper swords; and freshly outta oven, Decay - a zombie-themed novella, volume 1.0 in the Humanz series, told from a perspective of a zombie, in first person.

I have also contributed stories to four anthologies, sponsored by SFFWorld.com, including the aforementioned and nominated story The Girl with the Flaxen hair. I've also been published in Allegory ezine, and received favorable reviews from Bookwraiths, Underground Book Reviews, Midwest Book Review, Publishers Weeky, and others.

If you happen to be a publisher or an agent, don't hesitate to contact me. You might also want to visit www.thelostwordsbooks.com, my writing-dedicated website, for more detail on my literary works. My full fiction and non-fiction portfolio is available on the About page here on Dedoimedo.

Dr. von Kackensprecher gives advice!

This section is all about the mind, or rather ze mind. Dr. von Kackensprecher is one of the leading para-psychologists in the world. Whenever you feel like slitting the jugular with a piano wire, do hop by and read some of Dr.'s wunderbar articles. You shalt be enlightened. Or not.

Car reviews

Feel free to click on the thumbs to find out more! Eurotrips, visits to race tracks. Videos, too! Yes, do it.

SEAT Leon 1.8 TSI Audi A1 1.4 TFSI Audi A6 3.0 V6 TDI Quattro Mercedes C 220 TDI Nissan Qashqai 2.0

Skoda Yeti 1.2 TSI Peugeot 308 Peugeot 208 GTi Skoda Octavia vRS Volkswagen Jetta 2.0 TDI

Toyota RAV4 LE AWD Opel Corsa OPC KIA Cee'd vs KIA Forte Hyundai Elantra 1.8 Opel Adam

Opel Astra BMW X3 xDrive30d Opel Corsa OPC Lamborghini Aventador Merdeces 280 SL

Opel Insignia 2.0 CDTI ecoFLEX Skoda Superb 2.0 TDI Toyota Prius Ford Mondeo Audi S3 vs Volkswagen Golf R

Audi S4 3.0 V6 TFSI Quattro Volvo XC60 T5 FWD R-Design BMW 330d xDrive M Sport Renault Captur 1.5 dCI Fiat 500S

Lexus IS 300H Tesla S Model 70D BMW M4

SEAT Leon 0-100 km/h SEAT Leon 0-100 km/h Grobnik & Renault Clio Cup Turbo car = Turbo driving! Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps & Renault Megane RS 265

Porsche 912 parking Volkswagen Golf R 0-100 km/h exhaust noise

Grobnik track Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps & Renault Megane RS 265 Goodwood Festival of Speed & Hill climb Donington Park & Caterham R300 Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps & Lotus Exige S

Eurotrip in Opel Insignia: Croatia Eurotrip in Ford C-Max: Italy Eurotrip in Skoda Superb: Germany and Belgium Eurotrip in Volvo XC60: The Netherlands Eurotrip in the UK

Eurotrip in BMW M4: Germany and Belgium

Franc or Champs? Spa! Second visit, racing time.
updated October 20, 2017

Eurotrip: BMW M4 takes on Germany and Belgium
updated September 2, 2017

Dedoimedo drives the BMW M4!
updated March 15, 2017

Tesla Model S 70D review - The future is here?
updated December 25, 2016

Eurotrip across Britain - Don't bother
updated October 31, 2016

Donington Park, Caterham and fog
updated September 17, 2016

Lexus IS 300H review - All glitter but no gold
updated August 13, 2016

Fiat 500S review - Emotions laid bare
updated July 4, 2016

I went to Goodwood ... Festival of Speed!
updated May 9, 2016

Renault Captur review - Captur the imagination
updated April 13, 2016

BMW 330d xDrive M Sport review - Fantastic
updated March 20, 2016

Super Trouper, Take a Chance on Volvo XC60
updated January 20, 2016

Pimping through the Netherlands in Volvo XC60
updated January 2, 2016

Audi S4 quick review - Are you hungry for power?
updated December 9, 2015

Audi S3 versus Volkswagen Golf R
updated November 6, 2015

Ford Mondeo review - More than a feeling
updated September 21, 2015

Toyota Prius review - Oh, this is intriguing
updated August 15, 2015

Skoda Superb 2.0 TDI Estate review - Very nice
updated June 29, 2015

Eurotrip strikes back - Germany and Belgium
updated June 9, 2015

Let's talk about Spa babe, let's talk about cars and me
updated May 9, 2015

I went to Spa!
updated April 10, 2015

Eurotrip continues - Ford C-Max in Italy
updated March 27, 2015

Opel Insignia 2.0 CDTI ecoFLEX review
updated February 14, 2015

Eurotrip in Opel Insignia
updated February 6, 2015

Mercedes 280 SL - A forty-six-year love story
updated January 28, 2015

Opel Corsa OPC long-term review - Raw and fun
updated January 2, 2015

BMW X3 xDrive30d review - Pimp it up!
updated December 22, 2014

Opel Astra triple review!
updated November 17, 2014

Opel Adam review - A feisty little car
updated November 10, 2014

Hyundai Elantra review
updated November 1, 2014

KIA Cee'd versus KIA Forte - A family duel!
updated October 1, 2014

Turbo car = Turbo music!
updated September 15, 2014

I drove Renault Clio Cup at the Grobnik racetrack!
updated August 29, 2014

Mini review of Opel Corsa OPC - What a car!
updated August 22, 2014

Toyota RAV4 LE AWD review
updated July 16, 2014

One week with Volkswagen Jetta 2.0 TDI
updated June 30, 2014

37 minutes with Skoda Octavia vRS
updated June 14, 2014

21 minutes with Peugeot 208 GTi
updated June 4, 2014

Peugeot 308 review - A solid family car
updated May 5, 2014

Skoda Yeti 1.2 TSI review - Extremely refined
updated March 26, 2014

DVR-027 dashboard camera review
updated January 29, 2014

Nissan Qashqai 2.0 review - Surprisingly good
updated January 8, 2014

Mercedes-Benz C 220 review - Interesting
updated November 28, 2013

SEAT Leon 0-100 km/h dashboard view
updated November 13, 2013

SEAT Leon 1.8 TSI acceleration 0-100 km/h
updated October 16, 2013

Audi A6 3.0 V6 TDI Quattro review - Nice
updated October 2, 2013

Audi A1 1.4 TFSI review - Simply adorable
updated September 18, 2013

SEAT Leon 1.8 TSI review - Shut up and take my money
updated August 23, 2013

A new sub-section on Dedoimedo: Cars
updated August 17, 2013

Mundane everyday rant

Censorship - 1984 dot now
updated September 22, 2017

You don't need a Linkedin account
updated June 13, 2016

How to be a professional - Ultimate guide
updated May 20, 2016

Social media will destroy your career
updated December 28, 2015

How to compliment people and not get sued
updated April 4, 2015

Stupid stuff what I encountered
updated November 22, 2014

The manliest scene in the history of cinema
updated July 5, 2014

Tommy Seebach featuring Casey Ryback
updated April 5, 2014

Why NSA surveillance is good for you!
updated January 26, 2014

The Casey Ryback Remix - A tribute to Under Siege
updated January 1, 2014

Shocking news - many a click
updated April 5, 2013

My first real hate mail!
updated February 13, 2013

How to get best customer service in your home
updated January 26, 2013

How to cheat on your wife without getting caught guide
updated December 24, 2012

Blimey, I got interviewed again!
updated November 7, 2012

Your life in a whole new perspective
updated October 17, 2012

Blimey, I got interviewed!
updated May 31, 2012

Seven chick flicks that guys can enjoy
updated May 31, 2012

SOPA, PIPA and how to boycott like a champ
updated May 11, 2012

The Betrayed win-a-book contest winners announced
updated April 27, 2012

Dedoimedo crosses the million pageview mark!
updated April 26, 2012

The Betrayed is published - win-a-book contest is on!
updated April 12, 2012

The Betrayed proof approved
updated April 6, 2012

Best of the best articles draw crowds
updated March 10, 2012

The Betrayed book website is up and running!
updated February 17, 2012

9 classic mistakes in action movies
updated February 15, 2012

The Running Man conspiracy
updated February 6, 2012

The Betrayed book sample chapters poll
updated January 2, 2012

How to annoy fanboys
updated December 23, 2011

Five more overrated movies in populistic cinema
updated December 7, 2011

Disappointed with your parents? Replace them!
updated November 11, 2011

Five movies that build character
updated October 15, 2011

Pen name poll results for The Betrayed book
updated October 8, 2011

A Beginners' Guide to Internet Trolling
updated September 17, 2011

If I had a country
updated August 12, 2011

I am going to publish a book - and I need your help!
updated July 16, 2011

Financial crisis? In my economy?
updated June 17, 2011

Five things that technology made worse
updated April 13, 2011

Corporal Punishment
updated April 9, 2011

The classic geek mistakes & funny disclosures
updated February 19, 2011

One month of Omegle and the world's your oyster
updated January 3, 2011

And the man of the year is ... gimme a break
updated December 27, 2010

Best Youtube videos ever!
updated December 24, 2010

Is a dime worth picking up?
updated December 13, 2010

RE: 50 things every guy should know how to do
updated November 26, 2010

Productive vs. Teaser writing - What's your style?
updated November 13, 2010

The six most overrated movies in the history of cinema
updated October 23, 2010

New reality show: Humiliate Yourself
updated October 16, 2010

Interview with Myself
updated August 19, 2010

The real reasons why you should NOT use Facebook
updated July 9, 2010

Are you a geek? Take the test and find out!
updated April 17, 2010

Rental offspring
updated April 4, 2010

I can't seem to be able to write short articles
updated March 3, 2010

How big are your icons?
updated January 30, 2010

Spectacular images of UFOs, vegetarian cats and more!
updated January 20, 2010

Whitelisted vs. blacklisted society - Which is better?
updated December 30, 2009

How many people have you e-killed?
updated December 14, 2009

How many laptops is your genepool worth?
updated November 11, 2009

Dedoimedo cookbook for sexual identity
updated April 10, 2009

How to increase your website traffic - Ultimate Guide
updated February 11, 2009

Wedlock the movie - Futuristic concept gone bad
updated January 31, 2009

Rice - is 2E64 a lot or rice? Chinese chessboard thingie explained (a.k.a. neva diss da exponent)
updated January 19, 2009

Belts are evil
updated December 10, 2008

Movie hacking - Telnet my SSH via BIOS ... or something
updated October 24, 2008

Mediocrity Test - Find out who you are
updated September 29, 2008

The intricacies of female footwear (RE high-heel shoes)
updated July 12, 2008

Survivor - Survive this!
updated May 10, 2008

Monsters piss me off
updated March 29, 2008

Diet pig
updated October 27, 2007

Best cars in the world
updated June 30, 2007

Can men love shopping? Yes they can!
updated February 24, 2007

I sighted my first UFO!
updated January 6, 2007

Women + Driving = Paradoximoron
updated November 16, 2006

My cell phone is bigger than yours
updated September 28, 2006

Big Breasts (a.k.a. Mommy didn't love me)
updated July 25, 2006

The best reality TV show ever!
updated July 3, 2006

Want to get annoyed? Why don't you watch some News?
updated June 30, 2006

I hate pink
updated June 29, 2006

What's with kids today?
updated June 29, 2006

Fantasy & Science Fiction stories - Here Be Dragons!

Dedoimedo Black Friday: Three Days of The Betrayed
updated November 20, 2017

Just a Silly Robot published in Allegory ezine
updated November 1, 2017

ArmA 3 War Diaries: Operation Migraine
updated September 30, 2017

Decay has been published!
updated July 28, 2017

Birthday ... Celebrate ... Free books
updated June 26, 2017

Exorcism is a Tough Business, by Igor Ljubuncic
updated March 24, 2017

What About My Humanity?, by Igor Ljubuncic
updated January 11, 2017

Holiday gifts, free books for all!
updated December 16, 2016

Dedoimedo 2016 contest - Winner announced
updated December 3, 2016

A Tale of Guns and Goats and Velvet Coats
updated November 21, 2016

You Are Here is here
updated November 21, 2016

The Amazing Dietrich of Free Kindle Downloads
updated September 19, 2016

10 years of Dedoimedo ... and free books
updated June 25, 2016

It's alive, it's alive!
updated May 21, 2016

Holiday gifts, free books!
updated December 12, 2015

What About My Humanity? published in Allegory ezine
updated November 2, 2015

Free books for grabs from Amazon
updated October 19, 2015

The Humbled has been published!
updated September 12, 2015

The Humbled, sample chapters
updated September 5, 2015

The Girl with the Flaxen Hair nominated for the Sidewise Award for Alternate History!
updated July 18, 2015

Dedoimedo celebrates 9th birthday = free books
updated June 20, 2015

Holiday season = free book gifts!
updated December 13, 2014

The Forgotten is published!
updated August 22, 2014

Dedoimedo's birthday is here! Free books!
updated June 11, 2014

A demon dreaming, by Igor Ljubuncic
updated April 20, 2014

Free books!
updated March 17, 2014

Holiday gifts, free books!
updated December 14, 2013

The Lost Words series is complete
updated October 18, 2013

The Broken contest results
updated June 28, 2013

The Broken e-book released, The Betrayed giveaway
updated June 18, 2013

The Broken win-a-book contest!
updated May 26, 2013

The Broken has been published!
updated May 26, 2013

Ask why old, by Igor Ljubuncic
updated January 18, 2013

Holidays treat - the Betrayed book is FREE for three days!
updated December 18, 2012

The End: Visions of Apocalypse book is out!
updated December 16, 2012

The Man Who Always Knew What To Do, by Igor Ljubuncic
updated September 14, 2012

Anthology Contest - Igor among the winners!
updated September 3, 2012

Dedoimedo got shafted - A review of my book!
updated July 14, 2012

The Betrayed giveaway results
updated June 30, 2012

The Betrayed book is FREE for the next three days!
updated June 25, 2012

The Betrayed is published - win-a-book contest is on!
updated April 12, 2012

The Betrayed proof approved
updated April 6, 2012

The Betrayed book website is up and running!
updated February 17, 2012

Gold Fever, by Igor Ljubuncic
updated January 16, 2012

The Betrayed book sample chapters poll
updated January 2, 2012

Pen name poll results for The Betrayed book
updated October 8, 2011

The Attack, Part 2, by Mongo Lloyd Senior
updated July 23, 2011

I am going to publish a book - and I need your help!
updated July 16, 2011

The Attack, Part 1, by Mongo Lloyd
updated June 11, 2011

Paying the Price, by Rurik Paisley
updated March 17, 2010

Fate, by Elle Carver
updated June 19, 2009

A Greater Cause, by Rasta Magista
updated June 19, 2009

Pinioned, by Coco Peppe
updated January 5, 2009

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