Updated: January 6, 2012
What if your sex life resembled Linux in some way? What if words like long-term support, desktop, kernel, and window manager were some kind of a naughty analogy to how our sex life looked like and vice versa? What if someone asked you to illustrate this? What would you say?
No one asked me to do this, but I did this anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, Dedoimedo proud presents The Linux sex life - An illustrated story, a comic strip portraying the sex life as one big Linux innuendo. The story is available as nine individual images or one gigantic 680x4704px roll. Drums please.
Without further ado, here you go:
And now, the entire story as one big, sweet poster:
Credits go to memegenerator.net for the Forever Alone image part.
And that would be all. I truly hope you like this. Now, the real challenge is, how many would-be jokes did you see in the subtext? Can you find them all? Enjoy and spread the word. And a version 2.0 of the Great Linux World Map is coming soon, too!
And of course, if you think this strip can be IMPROVED, please send your ideas!
Another major winning! Dedoimedo out!
If you really like this illustrated story, you may want to consider checking out and buying my Great Linux World Map, linked above. Now, the map is entirely free of charge for all eternity, but it is also available for sale, if you want. Anyhow, you can choose among five prices, ranging from USD1.00 to USD50.00. The payments are handled securely by PayPal. Thank you.
So if you're interested hop over to the other article and do some shopping.