What I think about life


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I have always known I was special. Not special as in having a few extra unpaired chromosomes, more like being smarter and better than everyone else in everything I do, even things I never tried to do or those I did badly.

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But then, I turned benevolent and decided to share my eternal wisdom with you. That's right. You have the chance to savor the pearls of my sagacity, for free! In this section, you can read about important life topics that will forever change the way you think, feel or even smell. Because life should not be taken for granted. Too many people do that. There are things that simply must be said. Here, we're not looking for softball cottom-wool-wrapped political correctness. Here, we're after the whole nine yards, the shoe, the sock, the leg, and the Kevlar-reinforced hip joint. Enjoy.

There are also a few special sections, where you can find more incredible profundity:

Dr. von Kackensprecher gives advice!
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This section is all about the mind, or rather ze mind. Dr. von Kackensprecher is one of the leading para-psychologists in the world. Whenever you feel like slitting the jugular with a piano wire, do hop by and read some of Dr.'s wunderbar articles. You shalt be enlightened. Or not.

Fantasy & Science Fiction stories, by a variety of writers

Believe it or not, I have decided to publish a few short stories, some written by me own hand, some written by my lady wife, some contributed by people who are as much as myself deluded in their ability to write prose. Published with different aliases, this section holds future bestsellers, screenplays for Hollywood blockbusters, thespian nightmares, theater miracles, and simply great stuff to read. Oh, if you happen to be a publisher or an agent, don't hesitate to hire me (us).



Mundane everyday life rant

This is the mainstay of the hither section. This is where sanity meets class with a solid brick to the face. Enjoy most profoundly. Articles are sorted chronologically, with the newest at the top.


How big are your icons?
updated January 30, 2009

Spectacular images of UFOs, vegetarian cats and more!
updated January 20, 2009

Whitelisted vs. blacklisted society - Which is better?
updated December 30, 2009

How many people have you e-killed?
updated December 14, 2009

How many laptops is your genepool worth?
updated November 11, 2009

Dedoimedo cookbook for sexual identity
updated April 10, 2009

How to increase your website traffic - Ultimate Guide
updated February 11, 2009

Wedlock the movie - Futuristic concept gone bad
updated January 31, 2009

Rice - is 2E64 a lot or rice? Chinese chessboard thingie explained (a.k.a. neva diss da exponent)
updated January 19, 2009

Belts are evil
updated December 10, 2008

Movie hacking - Telnet my SSH via BIOS ... or something
updated October 24, 2008

Mediocrity Test - Find out who you are
updated September 29, 2008

The intricacies of female footwear (RE high-heel shoes)
updated July 12, 2008

Survivor - Survive this!
updated May 10, 2008

Monsters piss me off
updated March 29, 2008

Diet pig
updated October 27, 2007

Best cars in the world
updated June 30, 2007

Can men love shopping? Yes they can!
updated February 24, 2007

I sighted my first UFO!
updated January 6, 2007

Women + Driving = Paradoximoron
updated November 16, 2006

My cell phone is bigger than yours
updated September 28, 2006

Big Breasts (a.k.a. Mommy didn't love me)
updated July 25, 2006

The best reality TV show ever!
updated July 3, 2006

Want to get annoyed? Why don't you watch some News?
updated June 30, 2006

I hate pink
updated June 29, 2006

What's with kids today?
updated June 29, 2006



Fantasy & Science Fiction stories - Here Be Dragons!


Fate, by Elle Carver
updated June 19, 2009

A Greater Cause, by Rasta Magista
updated June 19, 2009

Pinioned, by Coco Peppe
updated January 5, 2009