I have always known I was special. Not special as in having a few extra unpaired chromosomes, more like being smarter and better than everyone else in everything I do, even things I never tried to do or those I did badly.
But then, I turned benevolent and decided to share my eternal wisdom with you. That's right. You have the chance to savor the pearls of my sagacity, for free! In this section, you can read about important life topics that will forever change the way you think, feel or even smell. Because life should not be taken for granted. Too many people do that. There are things that simply must be said. Here, we're not looking for softball cottom-wool-wrapped political correctness. Here, we're after the whole nine yards, the shoe, the sock, the leg, and the Kevlar-reinforced hip joint. Enjoy.
There are also a few special sections, where you can find more incredible profundity:
This section is all about the mind, or rather ze mind. Dr. von Kackensprecher is one of the leading para-psychologists in the world. Whenever you feel like slitting the jugular with a piano wire, do hop by and read some of Dr.'s wunderbar articles. You shalt be enlightened. Or not.
Believe it or not, I have decided to publish a few short stories, some written by me own hand, some written by my lady wife, some contributed by people who are as much as myself deluded in their ability to write prose. Published with different aliases, this section holds future bestsellers, screenplays for Hollywood blockbusters, thespian nightmares, theater miracles, and simply great stuff to read. Oh, if you happen to be a publisher or an agent, don't hesitate to hire me (us).
This is the mainstay of the hither section. This is where sanity meets class with a solid brick to the face. Enjoy most profoundly. Articles are sorted chronologically, with the newest at the top.
